Animal Fun

"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." - Samuel Butler

"Rambunctious, rumbustious, delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting." - Dr. Ian Dunbar

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers

 "All trees have bark. All dogs bark. Therefore, all dogs are trees. The fallacy of barking up the wrong tree." - Unknown

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. " - August Strindberg

"A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog." - Haitian Farmer

Whoever said "let sleeping dogs lie" didn't sleep with dogs. - Unknown

"A dog may bark, but his legs will never grow longer." - Unknown

"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer." - Alfred North Whitehead

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate in their object-relations." - Sigmund Freud

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." - Roger Caras

"...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God." - Charles Kuralt on "48 Hours"

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." - Aldous Huxley

"A dog wags its tail with its heart" - Martin Buxbaum

"A hungry dog hunts best." - Lee Trevino, US golfer

"I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend" - Barf, John Candy (Spaceballs)

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses." - Elizabeth Taylor